Funny questions work best when both answers are terrible. Read one out, give everyone five seconds, then make the losers defend their pick.
Everyday chaos
#01
Always have one wet sock, or always have a slightly too-small hoodie?
AWet sock
BTiny hoodie
#02
Sneeze every time you laugh, or laugh every time you sneeze?
ASneeze-laugh
BLaugh-sneeze
#03
Have every door you open squeak, or every chair you sit on creak?
ASqueaky doors
BCreaky chairs
#04
Your phone autocorrects every word to 'banana' once a day, or your keyboard swaps two random letters forever?
ABanana once a day
BSwapped letters
#05
Hiccup for a full day, or have the urge to sneeze for a week?
ADay of hiccups
BWeek of almost-sneezes
#06
Always walk into rooms and forget why, or always remember right after you leave?
AForget on entry
BRemember on exit
Social disasters
#07
Accidentally like your ex's photo from 2015, or send a voice note meant for your friend to your boss?
ALike the photo
BWrong voice note
#08
Wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you, or say 'you too' when the waiter says enjoy your meal?
AWrong wave
B'You too'
#09
Have your mom comment on every post, or your boss?
AMom
BBoss
#10
Fall asleep on a first date, or burp loudly in a job interview?
ASleep on the date
BBurp in the interview
#11
Your search history read out at your wedding, or your camera roll shown at your birthday?
ASearch history
BCamera roll
#12
Laugh at every funeral, or cry at every party?
ALaugh at funerals
BCry at parties
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Food crimes
#13
Only eat pizza with ketchup, or only eat ice cream with salt?
AKetchup pizza
BSalty ice cream
#14
Every drink is lukewarm, or every meal is slightly undercooked?
ALukewarm drinks
BUndercooked food
#15
Give up cheese forever, or give up chocolate forever?
ANo cheese
BNo chocolate
#16
Eat a spoonful of mayo every morning, or a raw onion every night?
AMayo mornings
BOnion nights
#17
Your fridge talks every time you open it, or your toaster screams when it's done?
ATalking fridge
BScreaming toaster
#18
Only eat food that's blue, or only food that's beige?
ABlue food
BBeige food
Weird powers
#19
Talk to animals but they're all rude, or fly but only one meter off the ground?
ARude animals
BLow flying
#20
Teleport but always arrive sweaty, or read minds but only of people you don't know?
ASweaty teleport
BStranger minds
#21
Be invisible only when nobody's looking, or super strong only when you're asleep?
APointless invisible
BSleepy strength
#22
Know every language but only speak in a whisper, or speak one language but at full volume always?
AWhisper polyglot
BLoud forever
#23
Have a rewind button that only works on sneezes, or a pause button that only works on ads?
ASneeze rewind
BAd pause
#24
Turn into a cat every Monday, or a pigeon every Friday night?
AMonday cat
BFriday pigeon
Group chat starters
#25
Fight one horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck-sized horses?
AOne huge duck
BA hundred tiny horses
#26
Have a theme song that plays when you enter a room, or a laugh track after everything you say?
ATheme song
BLaugh track
#27
Live in a world with no memes, or no music?
ANo memes
BNo music
#28
Be the funniest person in a boring room, or the most boring person in a funny room?
AFunniest
BMost boring
#29
Only communicate in GIFs for a month, or only in voice notes?
AGIFs
BVoice notes
#30
Have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat, or a pet cat the size of a dinosaur?
ATiny dinosaur
BGiant cat
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